clrama:

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suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers)

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

HOLY SHIT ITS SEPTEMBER

(Source: laughbitches)

iprayforangels:

benedictcumbearbatch:

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

Crowley went from awkward friend to villain and back to awkward friend. Crowley is special. 

(Source: sazanaarah)

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"