thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

*unbaes you*

(Source: jxggxr)

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

lanashiftdelrey:

seeing someone hit on your crush

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(Source: goatish)

baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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(Source: kappataincrunch)

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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(Source: barbarajoangordon)

reblog this if you’re dead

(Source: condom)