phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn)

hoaran:

*hits pedal*

*heavy metals*

*shows you i care*

*rocks u*

*yeah*

schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

(Source: ishimarusgirlfriend)

Crossing my fingers that I can convince my parents to let me change schools.
Or at least even have it be an option.

Friend:
I hate it when people make plans to do stuff like hang out or run or chill and they dont even show up or say “i cant go”

I also hate it when you text people and they dont have the fucking decency to text back. They could at least say “i dont like you”

Me: LOL LIFE

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

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capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

(Source: walmarts)

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes