wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

hate:

tips on liking people:

  • dont
  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

tupacabra:

people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees)